This is a box of presents
from Her Majesty the Queen
I really don’t deserve such an honor
It is a token of regard from Her Majesty
You should take them
Thanks Her Majesty
Thanks Her Majesty the Queen
These flowers look delightful
I’m glad you like them
If you can’t find him
Can’t you make him to come look for you
But how can I
make him to look for me
You fool
I have to teach you everything
That will exhaust me
Definitely
Master only taught me one word “NO”
Isn’t that exhausting enough?
Yes, so exhausting
So exhausting
That you cannot stand on your feet
You can only sit here
Fine
I will shed some more light on you
Wuji fancies drinking, doesn’t he?
Go find him with this
Once he smells
The mellower of our alcohol
From afar
He will run towards you
Well of course not towards you
But my alcohol
No, wait a minute
There is no alcohol in this bottle
Besides, it is sour already
Nonsense
You don’t believe me? See for yourself
You see, right?
Can I taste it?
Of course, go ahead
Is it sour or not?
This mellower is incomparable
Better than any alcohol
In the world
You fool
Off you go
Remember
You share the same destiny with Wuji
That’s why you two
Must work together to make it
So
You must bring him back
Yes, master
If I bring back Wuji
Master you must help me
Your Majesty
I really admire you
After what happened in the Palace
Your Majesty still keeps it cool
Walk here calmly
Do you know what happened?
I do not know
But I can take a guess
Your Majesty did what I said
Took the box there
Anything strange happen?
Terrible
I was not wrong
Your Majesty
The devil has penetrated into the Palace
Do you mean
Daji
How could she possibly do that
I’m afraid
I’m afraid it is some fierce demon
Possessing her
What demon?
I’m not sure
Do you have any solution Grand Master?
To defeat the demon
I have a piece of magical weapon
Your Majesty, please have a look
This tiny?
Everything in the world works its own mystery around
Softness can beat the hardness; while the weak can beat the strong
The more powerful it is
The smaller it looks
For example, a ring, a wine cup
A piece of leave, a drop of tear
Thank you for your instruction
After the battle of heaven 800 years ago
There are only two swords falling from the heaven
One is
Xuan-Yuan Sword of the Primeval Lord of Heaven
Another is
This tiny Peach Wood Sword
Xuan-Yuan Sword
Draws the Primeval Lord of Heaven and Three Qing
Puts three realms in awe and gains too much glory
Therefore, the realms of gods and ghosts
and emperors of mankind fight for it
And this Peach Wood Sword
Neglected by all men
was forgotten
Because
It is too inconspicuous, and too normal
It is almost like
A toy for 3-year-old
Worth of nothing
It repels the demons?
Yes Your Majesty
Peach Wood Sword
once touches the demon
then will work its magic immediately
Thank you, Grand Master
One more thing
Your Majesty must
Keep a strong will
If your mind is not in peace
Not only will you miss the chance to eliminate the demon
But also you will be manipulated by it
And harm other people
I see
Thank you
Then I shall bow myself out now
Smells so nice
What alcohol smells so nice
It’s so good
Where does the smell come from
The mellower, so good
Where is it from
Right
So good the mellower
Yeah, where is it
It is his flagon
His flagon. It’s him
There, the smell is from there
Why does it smell so good
Yeah, so good
What is this alcohol
It’s him. His alcohol
Really good
So good. It’s him
The alcohol smells good
What is the alcohol? Why does it smell so good?
The mellower! It is like god spill the alcohol around?
Where in deed
does it come from
It is a rare mellower in the world
Pancake is ready
Okay
I go get dad
No
Check if he has fixed the roof
If not then no pancake for him
Dad
Is the roof fixed?
Almost
Come quickly, pancake is ready
Alright, I know
I know the pancake is ready
But I cannot get it done quickly
What
Old man, what are you talking about
Lady
I have good news
A very good news
Our roof
It is almost fixed
What do you mean almost
I mean
Before the hold in the roof
is as big as the basin
Now it is only the size of your face
But it is still leaking
But in different scale
The scale is the key, right?
Why don’t you fix it good
There is no more haystack
How many haystack you need
Six
How many did I get you
Six
Then why it is not enough
You’re right
Why it is not enough?
Why you old bastard?
One fell in the tanks
I… Mom mom mom
Before when it rained
It became ocean
But now
It is fine if you have a basin here
You come down
No
I will bask in the sun for a bit
You go back and rest
Come down
From where
Come, let me dust you
No, I can do it myself
You old bastard
You know how much that haystack cost
You, you waste my money
And you
You claim to be able to mend the sky
But you, you cannot even
fix your own roof. Mom mom mom
You go, you go rest
Let me, I will dust Dad
Dad, on the table, go get it
Wait, you, what
What do you think you’re doing
Go, go earn more money
By night fall
Get me back the haystack money
And fix that roof
Do you hear me?
I hear you
But let me have a pancake first. I’m starved
Eat?
You want to eat? What did I just say?
Make money
Yeah, make money
Go now
Make money
Make money, make money
Mom
Dad hasn’t eaten anything yet
You just ask him to go
You didn’t see what is in his left hand
He is holding a pancake
Old bastard
Buy some noodles
Noodles
Saozi noodles
Mutton noodles, green onion noodle. Chicken
Chicken on sales. Noodles on sales
Chicken on sales
Noodles on sales
Chicken on sales
Chinese medicine. Quality Chinese medicine
Come, have a look
Today is the day
Grand Master
I have failed your expectation
Stuck in the world
Desperately in need of money to get by
Please forgive me Grand Master
Hello Sir
Check this out, very good ink slab
You can try
Seems like a good ink slab
You really know some good ink slab. Mine is very good
But
This
Sir
First of all
The pulse is on the wrist
Not the back of the hand
Second
I’m here for fortune telling
Not to see a doctor
Well, first of all
You should know
That illness is there in everyone’s life
Second
Let me ask you
Where is your wrist
On your arm
Where is your arm
On your shoulder
And where is your shoulder
On your body
Where is body then
On your heart and soul
My heart and soul…
Sir
I’m here
Step by step
To reach your soul
Sir, but my soul is fine
Many people would say that
Especially one with problems
Open your mouth
Louder please
What is he doing
The old man
Is he seeing a patient or telling the fortune
Is this real
Must be a fraud
Your breath
If my wife smells that
She’d hit you with a broom
Sir
You’re in despair
I just tried to commit suicide yesterday
I know, I know. The rope broke right?
You know this too?
How do you know?
Do you know why the rope broke?
Because your ancestors wouldn’t let you die
But I’m in debt
I have no choice
You are not in debt, but the other way around
They owe me?
There are two mountains on the north side of your house
One is called the East Mountain
The other West Mountain right?
Yes it is
And your forefathers tomb
was on East Mountain originally
Then your great grandfather
Moved it to West Mountain
Right?
Yes indeed
Do you know why
I don’t know
Because they worried about tomb robbing
You’re right about everything
But the moving of the tomb
The tomb
It was robbed twice after the move
That’s what’s genius about your great grandfather
Those thieves
Except for a few bones
They didn’t get anything else
Well that is true
So sir, what you’re trying to say
is that I move the tomb back?
That’s not necessary
You still don’t understand
Why your great grandfather moved the tomb in the first place
Why
To keep the family wealth
These are all they left for you
Where
Your original family tomb
Dig down 1.12 meters
You will see 6 jars
In each jar
There are 100 golden dates
Total 600 golden dates
600 golden dates I have
That’s why your great grandfather moved the tomb
They wanted to
lead the thieves away
Wait
You haven’t paid me yet
Sir if what you said is correct
I shall pay you 100 golden dates
6 golden dates
No more, no less
You mean it? 6 golden dates
One more condition
You shall hang the 6 golden dates
Where I want them to be
Where
Do you know the House of Ma’s Family
I don’t know
You don’t even know the House of Ma’s Family
What have you been doing your whole life
Go along the east-south pond of the town
You will see in front of you
There is a bamboo forest
Go straight
You will find a small stone
You turn around and see a tree of red dates
That is the House of Ma’s Family
So that is the House of Ma’s Family
I thought that was the house of the livestock
Well the livestock think the same
Listen
Before 3pm
Hang those 6 golden dates
On the date palm
No one should see this
Got it. No worries
One more thing
Spill it
You don’t worry that I dig up the treasure and run away
Run to the end of the world
How big is the end of the world
Bigger than the House of Ma’s Family?
I trust you
You will not fail me
Because you understand
If I can bring you fortune
So then I can also
Bring you something else
Remember? I said it in the beginning
Step by step
I’m reaching your soul
Forgive me Grand Master
Forgive me Please
Life in the world is too hard
I have to
Make some money
Please forgive me Grand Master
Sir you are a good fortune teller
I just overheard it by accident
Well first of all
If not by accident
It would not be you
Second
I know you heard
That is why you sat down
Hoping
To hear something about your future
Is it right
Did my forefathers
Leave any jewelry for me
No
No way
Somehow I must have something
Left from them
They did
A disaster
Nonsense
The 5th day of last month
Your mother passed
The 8th day of this month
Your only son was ill
And today you woke up to find
On your left arms
Three unusual moles
Dark and scary
It’s true. There is
Of course there is
Sir
Use your magic, help us
Roll down your sleeves, quickly
If my wife sees this
She will think wrongly of me
What happen if I save you
Whatever you want
Whatever I want?
I don’t ask much
What is he drawing
It’s gone. It’s magical
It’s god. You’re god.
You’re really god
May I ask you, god
What about my son’s illness
Go home
Go home and you will find your son
Gets up already
Eating and drinking
Tell him
Don’t surfeit himself during recovery
Thank you god for saving us
Thank you
Do you know the House of Ma’s Family
The Ma’s Family, I know
There is a pond behind it
And the Ma’s Noodles with a date palm
How much money
You want me to put inside
No money
When you were three
There was this string of shells
A beautiful one
Yes
It is now at the bottom of the case
That’s what I want
I got it
I got it, god
I really got it
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you, thank you
The jinx, the jinx is here
Where is the old bastard hiding
What it is
Noodles on sales
Noodle
Saozi noodle, mutton noodle, green onion needle
Minced pork noodle
You dare to lie to me
Haven’t I warned you
Yes, I have been warned
What have I warned you about
Do go gambling
Then why are you gambling
Old lady, I did not gamble
I’m helping people
Enlightening them
Haven’t I warned you before
No talk-back
Yes I haven’t been warned
Then how dare you talk back
Old lady, my lady
Let’s talk about this at home
The neighbors are watching
Let the neighbors watch
Let’s see if you dare to do it again
Go home, change, change one ear
Go, change the ear
There’s a smell of booze
It’s booze
Is this a booze fountain
It’s gone
Who
Who is doing this
I will kill you
I asked you to fix the roof, you ruined the haystack
I asked you to make some money for the haystack
You went and started gambling
I will kill you old bastard
Mom, stop
Do you know
What day is it today
It is your birthday
Yes, old lady
Today is your
66th birthday
This old bastard
doesn’t know what to give
On your birthday
Couldn’t even fix the roof
I feel guilty about this
So
I thought
I went gambling
Then you have
Hit me hard
Maybe this would cheer you up a bit
Right?
Dad, you fool
How can mom be happy
when she beats you
Yes
I’m a fool
I make mistakes all the time
Old lady, stop crying
Not on your birthday
Hit the date palm to get some dates
Beats hitting me
That date palm is as useless as you
No dates yielded for 8 years
Really
Yes
It blossoms every year
But never yields
Well maybe it is different today
Today is your mom’s birthday
I will hit the damn tree
You
damn date palm not yielding for 8 years
How come not yielding for 8 years
Useless
Mom
It’s a golden date
Heavy gold
Golden, golden date?
Old lady, don’t stop
8 years of resentment
Get it all out
How many?
Six
Mom, six golden dates
My lord
You finally see my pain
You finally see my hard work
The lord
He sees everything
You old bastard
Old lady, can I eat a pancake now
You ghoul, have your pancake
Give me, give me
Dad
I think our yard
There is miracle in it
Where is the miracle
My daughter
When you were little
You liked to hide
Your favorite items
and said it was hidden in the treasure hole
So it would grow
Is it right
Yes it is
At that time
I always dreamed about my precious
Growing up
You think again
Where is that treasure hole
Where is the miracle in your dream
Close your eyes and think
I remembered
It is there
Oh my god
It really grew
Yang Jian
Brother Wu is here
This booze really gets you
Why are you here
And how did you find me
How big is the world
It is so easy
To locate you
Besides
I didn’t find you
You found me
Didn’t you go to Zhaoge
I’ve missed you
When in Zhaoge
I ate like a king
Drank nectar
Happy as in heaven
What happened really
I thought about it yesterday
That I still have a unfortunate brother
Sleeping under no roof out there
Eating in the wild
Exchange with these wood chops
for a few pancakes
Hide under other’s roof to get by
Tell me the truth
What really happened
Why you’re alone
Brother Wu let me ask you
Don’t you want to
Go to Zhaoge with me
You see
This is a nice bottle of wine
Your brother brought you
In this Zhaoge
Not only are there the worst people in the world
But also the best wine
In the world
Just now I spilled a little
On the mountain
And the mountain was intoxicated
Yes
The mountain was intoxicated
But it doesn’t decease my hatred
against Zhaoge
But what if I defeat Brother Wu
Would you go with me
To Zhaoge
Well
You only need to defeat me
With one fist
Then this bottle of wine if yours
In fact
Half the fist will do
But shame I don’t have half fist
Don’t bother
I told you
I will not
Go to Zhaoge with you
Whoever leaves the stage first
loses
It seems
I have to make you
Bring it on
Don’t bother
Tell me
What really happened
Recently
Boy, quit fighting
It is going to hurt
Come
No
Unless you come with me
Otherwise I won’t stop
Come or no
No
Stop
Yang Jian
Stop
I won. I won
Say it
You will come with me to Zhaoge
Why me
Only the two of us together
Can we get Daji out
Only two brothers work together, can we make it happen
I promise you
How are you? You ok?
Does it hurt?
Stop
Music
There is music
No
Please
Yes right
I must hear it wrong
Help
Sir, you startled me
Why are you screaming
Well, well
It is because
there is some funny rumors
In the Palace lately
It is said that you will die if you hear the music
I just heard it
Oh right, who are you sir
Why in the middle of the night
You are here
I’m hungry
If you are hungry
You should go to the dining room
But those chicken and fish
They are all sour
I’m going to eat you
What did you say?
Just a joke
And you are freaking out
You really are a lady from the Palace
Funny
Don’t make fun of me
Please move, let me go
Do you want this
Yes
Would you sacrifice your soul
To have this
Of course
What is it in this
It is you who was
You who will be
You who is in the world
And you who is in the underworld
Your Majesty
Say it
Why
You wouldn’t do
As Master Du told
To kill that demon
I was wondering who this demon is
Tell me, how come a demon shows up
In the Palace out of nowhere
This is obvious
Demon shows right after Daji
Daji herself is the demon
This is no small deal
Don’t jump to conclusion
It is clear
This
The wilted flower came to her
And it blossomed
What is that if not witchcraft
Mind your words
I was thinking
If this is
Daji’s witchcraft
Then it is not evil
But if this
Is not Daji’s witchcraft
Then who is this demon
This sword, is it useful or not
If it is useful but hurts the innocent
What will happen
If it is useless
Then it aggravates the demon
What will happen then?
What Master Du said
Is it trustworthy
Do you think
I should
Report this to His Majesty
If I didn’t, and bad things happen
Would His Majesty be in danger
If I did
But His Majesty didn’t believe me
and thought I frame her up
What would I do
Your Majesty
You have really given a thought about everything
Every thoroughly
I live in the Palace
I have to think about many things
But right now what concerns me the most
Is the safety of His Majesty
Right now
This is my biggest concern
Right, His Majesty’s safety
is the most important thing
Your Majesty, Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Go and check what happen
Yes
Let’s hope everything is fine in the Palace
Everything is fine in the world
How come
How come she just died
Yeah, why, see
What to do, another dead body
It is tragic
So sad
Lady Han
What’s wrong
Look another dead body
Hold the light
Go and report to Her Majesty
No wait
Everyone shuts the mouth
Wait here
I will go and report to Her Majesty
Yes
Why is this happening
Yes awful
I’m so scared
Tonight it is her, and who will be dead tomorrow
What is this
My Lady
Leave me
Come out
Daji
You’ve come to the right place
Zhaoge is a good place
And the Palace is beautiful
Another maid died today
If she died today, who will be next?
Why are you doing this
I’m feeling a bit thin lately
Just take some souls
For a small meal
People who promised to offer me my soul
failed to do so
But only
Give me orders and take advantage from me
I have to
survive somehow
This is Palace
Palace is great
The souls in Palace
Are even more delicious
Can’t you just go into the woods
and get some birds or rabbit?
But they have no souls
What about the people who are dying
Or some other man
There are so many of them
Men’s souls are foul
Only women
Have most delicious souls
That means
You will keep taking the maids
If right not
You are willing to come inside my nectar pot
Then I will stop
If no
Then you don’t have to
be bothered by the maids
These have nothing to do
with your vengeance
I have no idea
why you’re pissed off
Have you become soft-hearted?
No
I only worry that if you do so
People will be suspicious about me
What
You worry that the King of Shang is disappointed by you
Now that you’ve become the lady of the King of Shang
You have second thought
You keep saying this
I will not treat you nicely
I promised to help you
Clear your way for your vengeance
Now you think
I’m at your service?
Don’t forget
Without my consent
You cannot die
Nor
Remove the ring on your finger
You’re the one who is slave
not me
Don’t you remember what I said
Once the agreement made
Neither of us can back out